What Kind of Goofball Is Your Frenchie?

French Bulldogs may be small in size, but their personalities? Absolutely massive. Equal parts sass, snorts, and snuggles, Frenchies have a way of turning every moment into a mini comedy show. Whether they’re stubbornly refusing to move or doing zoomies in a circle for no reason at all, one thing’s certain: no two Frenchies are the same.

So... what kind of goofball is your little bat-eared buddy?

😴 The Couch Lump

These Frenchies are experts in comfort. They plant themselves in the comfiest spot and become one with the cushions. You’ll hear the occasional snore, but movement? Rare. These nap pros might briefly open one eye for treats—but only if it’s really worth it.

😂 The Snort Machine

Snuffling, wheezing, snoring—awake or asleep, this Frenchie comes with its own sound effects. Whether they’re excited or just breathing, they’re a one-dog symphony of snorts and sneezes. (Bonus points if they sneeze on you mid-kiss.)

💃 The Wiggle Butt

These social butterflies can’t help but wiggle their way into everyone’s hearts. They greet you with full-body excitement, even when you’ve only been gone for five minutes. Every visit to the kitchen is a celebration.

🎭 The Clown Prince/Princess

They know they’re funny—and they play it up. They perform, pose, and pull ridiculous faces just to make you laugh. They’ve probably flopped dramatically on the floor for attention and stolen your socks like it’s part of a stand-up routine.

French Bulldogs are proof that big love and big laughs can come in a compact (and slightly snorty) package. Whether your pup’s a nap-loving lump or a high-energy entertainer, life with a Frenchie is always full of joy.

So, tell us—which kind of Frenchie do you have? 👇