If Your Dog Had a Job, What Would They Be?

Let’s play Career Day—but make it dog edition! 🐶

If your pup could clock in somewhere, what would their dream job be?

Would they be barking orders as head of security (even if the threat is just a squirrel)? Quietly offering emotional support with every soft nuzzle? Spreading joyful chaos in a creative office? Or maybe… starring in a soap opera full of sighs, dramatic stares, and Oscar-worthy side-eyes?

Our dogs have such big personalities—it’s easy to imagine them thriving in their own little careers. So let’s have some fun!

👇 Based on your pup’s personality, what job would they totally rock?

👮 Security Detail – Always on patrol. Nothing gets past them—not even the wind

🎨 Creative Chaos Coordinator – Wild ideas, loud toys, and never-ending “art” on the floor

🧘 Emotional Support Guru – Always ready to lend a paw, a snuggle, or a soulful stare

🎭 Dramatic Actor in a Dog Soap Opera – Every sigh is a storyline, every glance full of plot twists

What's your dog's interview story?

Do they nap on the job? Chase intruders? Host zoomie meetings at 3am?