Ah, bath time. Just hearing those two little words is enough to send some dogs dashing for cover—while others come trotting happily to the bathroom, ready for their moment of pampering. 🛁

It turns out that bath time is one of those experiences where dogs land firmly on one side of the fence or the other. For some, it’s an act of betrayal. For others, it’s a full-on spa day. And for their humans? Well, it can be anything from a wrestling match to a peaceful bonding ritual.

So where does your pup fall on the great bath-time spectrum? Let’s explore the common categories:

🚿 The Escape Artist

You so much as touch the shampoo bottle, and your dog has vanished. Under the bed, behind the sofa, squeezed into a suspiciously small corner of the house—you name it, they’ll find it. Getting them into the tub requires stealth, bribes, and perhaps a full-blown mission plan.

🐾 The Resigned Statue

This dog knows there’s no point in running. They enter the tub with a sigh and a look of betrayal that pierces straight through your heart. They will stand there, perfectly still, staring into the middle distance like a soul lost at sea, silently questioning all their life choices.

🎉 The Party Pup

Water? Bubbles? Attention? It’s party time! This dog loves every second of bath time and turns the experience into a splash zone. You may end up as wet as they do, but their pure joy is worth every soggy minute.

🧖 The Zen Master

Some dogs truly love the experience. The warm water, the gentle massage, the extra snuggles afterward—what’s not to love? They lean in for the rubs, sigh with contentment, and seem to float in bliss. And yes, they’ll proudly wear their towel burrito afterward like a fashion statement

No matter your dog’s bath-time style, one thing’s for sure: it’s always a memorable event! And if your pup happens to pull a particularly dramatic face mid-suds, please—please—share those photos. Bonus points for towel burrito shots. 😆🧼

So tell us: where does your dog fall on the bath-time scale?